I liked a lot read the phrases that appear on the Main Menu of RetroCopy, so, i went to the Bugzilla Quip System that we use here and found some lines that could be added to Retrocopy. Maybe some are not that cool, but sure is funny:
Your problem will be solved in the next release.
If a tree is rendered in the forest and there's no light source, does it cast a shadow?
Computers make very fast and very accurate mistakes.
If we didn't have C, we would have had BASI, OBOL and PASAL.
Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.
The problem with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Keyboard not found. Press "F1" to continue or "F2" to enter setup utility.
Software is the thing that you yell. Hardware is the thing that you kick.
And finally one of my own:
Retrocopy does for love what others would not do for money.